It's a mildly cold and drizzly Dr. King day here in New York and even though I planned on sleeping in I was woken by the shrill screams of the upstairs neighbor's child having a tantrum. It's bad enough that they have seemingly installed what sounds to me like a [...]

After some recent comments by girlspoke uber-fan Dan I got to thinking about the concept of Revenge. Dan wrote: Hey Meme, As I ponder this site, I get all sorts of ideas for spin-offs. Some of them might be charitable and entertaining, and in an odd way edifying, and others might [...]

Well, that's a loaded question. Firstly, you'd be operating under the assumption that you had the power to do something that, well, someone is already born with. Awfully egotistical (or as I like to call it egotesticle.) Secondly, you have to realize that if she were to go lesbian after [...]

I know I've been complaining a lot lately about my ex, but hell this is my blog and I can talk about whatever I want. Besides I truly believe it's therapeutic, 2-fold. I'm getting it off my chest and the readers out there can take it as a cautionary tale. [...]

Hey Everyone...it's that time again, The Bloggies! Last year we were nominated for the Best Podcast and we don't want to be left out this year. Go cast your votes for girlspoke.com (possible categories: Most Humorous Weblog, Best Group Weblog, and/or Weblog of the Year) If you love us [...]

Being a handsome woman has always been one of those backhanded insult/compliments like "she's got a great personality." I have never been called a handsome woman but I have been told I possess many masculine qualities. I've never known quite how to take this, insult or compliment? I've been told I [...]

I just woke up over here at Girlspoke Central and I can see down by my feet, Jenna curled up in the fetal positon, so I'm guessing she's gonna be out of commission for the time being. She'll get you your Jan Horospoke as soon as she can but in [...]

Boy, does my head hurt this morning. I blame Darryl. My buddy came over last night with what I believe was the expressed intention of getting me drunk. Not necessarily to get down with me but more so to get me to talk. Darryl and I have known each other [...]

Our sister site, Dirtyspoke, is running a contest for Sex Blog of the Year. Head on over there and cast your votes. [...]

Special Annoucement: Tonight Heather and Brandy will be performing their Sexytime Comedy Show at Mo Pitkin's in NYC. And to top it all off, I will be going too! So that's 3 girlspoke girls together in the same bar at the same time...it don't get much better than that [...]

I was reading on my favorite science site, Seed magazine, the other day an article about being ambidextrous. According to them "People who are comfortable writing with either hand have a higher prevalence of bisexuality, homosexuality, dyslexia, asthma and hyperactivity than people who strongly favor one hand." Woah! [...]

I was thinking the other day about language. Specifically the mental processes that occur. For example when we read a book we hear the words being spoken in our mind, just as they are written. So how is it that when we use IM acronyms do we not hear [...]

I wanted to add this video to my post about shaving but I didn't have time. So here it is: [...]

I was dumped recently. I know this may come as a shock to most of you. You're probably thinking, "I didn't even know she was dating someone." Or, "What? He dumped her? That's some crazy shit." And I'm here to tell you it is some crazy shit. In fact his [...]

I read a news story the other day about a breakthrough in contraceptives. My first reaction was, "Oh cool," but then I started thinking, "What the fuck is so cool about this?" So here's the deal: So it's just like the pill but you chew it (or not) and it tastes like [...]

Woah, what a morning! This cold weather is like a slap in the face. Wintertime is upon us and I've gone into full hibernation mode. For me hibernation not only includes wearing multiple layers but also not taking off other layers as often. Do you know what I'm talking about? [...]

According to Omni Brain girls are evil. Yeah, he may have a mathematical equation behind his hypothesis but come on. I hate to generalize. Not all girls = time and/or money. You know I'm right. So in the spirit of equality I will present my counter-argument. And in the [...]

Yesterday I spent the day at the Italian consulate. They've got a cushy spot on Park Ave at 69th. When I walked up to the massive door there was guy polishing the huge brass knobs. He used his polishing rag to pull open the heavy door for me. As I [...]

So last week I wrote a review of a dating website and I guess that inspired another site to seek us out for a our signature girlspoke critique. The email I got was about a website, Repvine, that claims to give you a good reputation online. Haha, that'll be [...]

Recently we were contacted to review a website. I always wonder if the people who contact us for reviews actually read our site. I mean, don't they realize that we're a group of foul-mouthed, bitter, smart-ass chicks? Onto the sponsored review... So, when the email came in and I decided I should [...]