Bad Week, Part I has been kicking my ass all week long, which started on Sunday night when I was informed that I was to be one of twenty-two Executive Asisstants in Los Angeles working on a NATIONAL HOLIDAY. Bad Week, Part I continued on Monday as I sat [...]

I have been nursing a fucking hangover all weekend no thanks to what appeared to be a small vat of Jagermeister and a few bottles of Ketel One. Somewhere between Friday night and today I have gotten calls from idiots who demand attention obviously because their friggin' egos can [...]

I live in a shit-hole of an apartment on a shitty-looking street somewhere in Hollywood where I can periodically hear prostitutes talking about the rips in their stockings. It's really wonderful stuff and that's why I have those Bose noise cancelling headphones which are damn phat and keep the [...]

True story, bitches. DH wants to suck my toe. He doesn't tell me this until after the fucking meal and the club and the twenty-eight drinks. He doesn't tell me this on the phone when he's trying to break down my wall of defenses to go on the stinkin' [...]

If you've ever been to a bar (which would mean you have to have a social life so if you don't go ahead and skip to the previous entry) you're pretty fucking used to seeing the pretty girl with the dog-face by her side. You know, how it goes [...]