Posted by Zoie on: February 16th, 2006
I know I usually give out advice, but today the tables are turned. I need some advice from all of you. Why is it that, every time I use my favorite expletive phrase, people look at me as if I’ve just cut a newborn [...]
Posted by Zoie on: February 2nd, 2006
girlspoke’s unsolicited bad-advice columnist
Ladies, how do you get — and keep — the attention and interest of the man you’re dating? Men, how do you keep your date from realizing you’re a total loser?
These are the kinds of important questions we all ask ourselves when we’re in the dating [...]
Posted by Zoie on: January 19th, 2006
girlspoke’s unsolicited bad-advice columnist
I’ve been scouring the blogosphere, as usual, looking for someone who needs my bad advice. Many of you are already chattering about Valentine’s Day, going on an on about what kinds of sweet and sexy things you and your honey have planned.
But what about those of you [...]
Posted by Zoie on: January 12th, 2006
girlspoke’s unsolicited bad-advice columnist
Over the weekend, Ryan Latham reached out to me with a desperate cry for help with a fuck-buddy situation. It was a shrill cry, kind of womany, to tell you the truth. (Ryan, what have I told you about your voice? More Denzel Washington, less [...]
Posted by Zoie on: January 10th, 2006
Since a few of you seem fixated on my panties and their whereabouts, let’s put them on the table, so to speak.
OK, that’s better. I needed a little breathing room.
After a recent unsolicited bad-advice column, a reader had an interesting comment:
Panties, panties, panties — Who cares? Their beauty lies [...]
Posted by Zoie on: January 5th, 2006
girlspoke’s unsolicited bad-advice columnist
Ladies, ever found yourself involved in heavy one-way flirting with a man who didn’t seem nearly as hot and bothered as you? Men, ever given off lukewarm vibes to a woman you weren’t really that into? Then you know what Jo is going through. She’s been bowled [...]
Posted by Zoie on: December 29th, 2005
girlspoke’s unsolicited bad-advice columnist
Sure, there are a lot of advice columns out there about dating and sex, but none quite like this one. Let me introduce myself. I’m Zoie, a serial monogamist with a strong, consistent record for cheating on whoever I happen to be dating. Just to give you [...]
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