FAQ
- Who are you? We are a bunch of women hand-picked by Meme for our good looks, wit, style and our uncanny ability to make complete asses of ourselves in socially awkward situations.
- How did this mess all get started? Meme and Casey, realizing that their personal blogs had been hijacked by their parents and siblings, decided to start a joint blog. The only rule…no rules.
- I'm a hot, funny, smart chick. How do I write for you? At the moment we have the maximum number of writers as allowed by Meme. Should an opening come up you could try luring Meme to your site by leaving witty comments or sending money to Meme's Paypal account.
- Can we exchange links? No
- Please? No, Meme hates link lists…if she hadn't slept with everyone on the current link list(or attempted to), and therefore felt guilty, there would be no link list at all.
- What is this Spoke Media shit? It's total world domination, one blog at a time.
- What color are your panties? Well, at the moment white, but like any health conscience sanitary person I change them daily and the colors vary.
- Do you really have girlspoke slumber parties and where do you have them? That is a deeply guarded secret, not even Meme's mother knows.
- I hate the lot of you, can I leave mean comments? Sure, but just remember, we have your IP address and we know people in high places.
- Can I get Jenna to do a personal HOROSPOKE™ reading for me in thigh-high black patent leather boots? For a thousand bucks Jenna will do your reading in anything you want, even an easter bunny costume. Once again, send money to Meme's Paypal account.
- Our publishing company would like to offer you a million-dollar book deal, are you interested? We're very discerning women. We'll take half up front in 100 dollar bills only, thank you.
- Where can we send fan mail, 8 by 10 naked glossy pics, or gifts? First email us at info@girlspoke.com and await further instructions.
